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Thomas A. Baker By: Bronson ElliottThe only thing worse the Japanese have experience then the A-bomb that nuked Hiroshima, killing countless innocent people and setting Japan back a couple ages, would have to be Mr. Thomas A. Baker. This man was more dangerous to the Japanese then the puffer fish, (that fish will fuck you up.) Thomas was a sergeant; him and another combined army were sent to Mariana Island of Saipan to capture it from the Japanese.Here Thomas and his squad were pinned down by heavy machine gun fire, but Baker’s abs of steel protected him as he grabbed a rocket launcher and ran up to the bunker in the middle of fire and turned the impenetrable bunker into a pile of dust and dead Japanese.Although this wasn’t enough for Baker to win any medals of honour, instead he continued to fight his way through the hell-hole island his country demanded he take from the Japanese. The Japanese did find Baker, and now him and his squad faced a crazy large battalion of Japanese infantrymen, all hidden within the forest firing at Baker and his squad. Baker didn’t flee though; he inspired his troops to stand up against the fucking crazy Japs. The first wave of infantry left him full of rifle shells, but he refused to back down and continued to fire off the rest of his ammo. Soon enough he ran out of ammo for his weapons and started stealing any other weapon he could get his bad ass hands on. Soon enough there wasn’t enough left over weapons to use, so the crazy motherfucker ran in “fisticuffs” and started attacking more Japanese, with his fists.This left him fucked up, and the rest of his squad knew more of the enemy was coming, and that it was time to retreat. They picked up Baker and started carrying to safety, Baker felt a like extra weight and he figured he was going to die anyways so he pulled a epic movie “Just leave me here, I will buy you some time” move. His squad gave him a colt 1911 to finish himself off with, and it had 8 bullets in it. Soon after they left, they heard shots go off.About a month later, when America had pushed forward and actually taken Saipan from the Japanese, they found Baker just where they left him, with eight dead Japanese soldiers in front of him.10 Dead Fucking Japs Out of 10