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Grigori Rasputin Grigori Rasputin is the definition of persistence when it comes to “I won’t take death for an answer.” The man was hated by almost everyone in Russia in the 20th century. He was a drunken idiot who accept bribes from millions of retarded people seeking guidance and help. After being praised for being a fucking idiot, some other Russian nobles decided he didn’t deserve all the attention and like jealous school girls, they poisoned the cake of their undeserving predecessor. He was invited to cake and wine at one of the noblemen’s house, and he devoured the entire cake with a smile on his face. He continued to devour more and more cake without and repercussions that one of the jealous Russians finally shot him. Happy that he was finally dead, everyone left except for the owner of the house, and when this happened Grigori decided now would be a good time to jump off the floor and strangle the shit out of one of his murders. The other Noblemen arrived in the nick of time just to shoot Grigori three more times, guess he was dear right, nope wrong again bitch. He started to stand once again to get revenge so the noble men beat the shit out of him with clubs. They then finally wrapped him in a sheet and threw him into the Neva River, which is almost always frozen over. When they found his body, which was now poisoned, full of bullets and club wounds, they have decided he had died of hypothermia. Did we mention that he almost escaped his sheet death by clawing his way out? Well he fucking did.10 out of 10