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Alvin York By: Bronson Elliott and Ev “Am I a redneck if I beat off to my sister’s image?” Alvin York would say yes, because his neck is redder then the devils dick. He was born and raised in Tennessee, and constantly got into bar fights while pissed fucking drunk until one day his friend died because he was a pussy compared to Alvin York. After this stint Alvin swore off alcohol and became a pacifist, a fucking bad ass pacifist. Soon enough he got a mandatory letter in the mail stating he signs his bad ass up for the army, or they would come to his house and rape his family. That would never happen, the army is a very respectable force, unless you’re in Vietnam, Full Metal Jacket just ruined it for everyone. Alvin ended up joining the force, and he went straight to basic training. About one year later he was tasked with a battalion of infantry to sneak around a fortified machine gun encampment, which was a main defence for a German railroad. They were caught trying to sneak around, and the Germans took fire and nine of the men got ripped to shreds.York stood his ground firing at the German machine guns while the rest of his battalion retreated because they are fucking pussies, unlike Alvin “Motherfucking” York. He killed 20 Nazi Fucks, while getting grazed by machine gun fire. Soon enough a Nazi Fuck Lieutenant ordered five more Nazi Fucks to attempt to flank York and kill his bad ass. York saw the men coming and pulled out his Colt.45 and two zigzags, baby that’s all he’d need. The colt had eight rounds in it and he pulled off every shot with perfect precision. Soon enough Alvin York and the rest of his battalion returned and his superior thought it was a Nazi Fuck counter attack, but instead it was York and his men bringing an entire “army” of prisoners. His corporal asked “York, how many you got there?” and York Replied “I honestly have no idea.”10 Attractive Sisters Out Of 10